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If you look like Sarah Palin, YOU COULD BE A STAR!

9 Sep

Time to brush off the ol’ headshot and master the VPILF ‘do shake-out:

(via Videogum)

Previously: So I heard that unemployment is B-A-D in Atlanta

September: What your neighbors are watching

7 Sep

Yay! Well, sort of. Times Have Been Better is still number one, but new to the list are The Sex Movie and Guys and Balls (of course I have to tell you what those are about). Also a new arrival, Café au Lait is about guess what? Fair-skinned Alain falling for black Creole Minoushka.

- Guys and Balls: German bakery worker Ecki (Maximilian Brückner) hasn’t been playing the best soccer lately, and the guys on his local team have already put him on notice. But when they find out Ecki’s big secret — that he isn’t straight, but gay — they kick him off the squad for good. Determined to form his own team of homosexual players and kick the pants off his old teammates (figuratively, of course), Ecki rounds up some hilarious prospects. (This one is actually available at Movies Worth Seeing!)

- The Sex Movie: Four co-workers employed in the porn industry are forced to reexamine their sexual preferences over the course of one provocative evening in this aptly named indie drama about love, lust and losing one’s inhibitions. Heidi is a beautiful lesbian; Kris is a manipulative straight girl; Rafe is gay and promiscuous; and J.D. is adamantly straight. But when their individual boundaries are blurred, anything can – and does – happen.

Of course “Rafe” is the gay guy and “J.D.” is the straight guy! OF COURSE!

Previously: August: What your neighbors are watching

August: What your neighbors are watching

5 Aug

Once again, I haven’t done our little “What Your Neighbors Are Watching” feature in several months again because basically it seemed to be the same set of movies month after month again. What is wrong with you people? For real – how many times can you watch Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds?

Finally, Atlanta residents have been updating their Netflix queues and given me some fodder.

Of course, a plot summary of the most interesting new addition so you can make an educated decision the next time you decide to rent:

- Socket: When surgeon Bill Matthews (Derek Long) is struck by a bolt of lighting, he’s treated at the hospital where he works and strikes up a relationship with sexy intern Craig (Matthew Montgomery), who invites Bill to join a strange underground group of lightning-strike survivors. But Bill is shocked to find that his new friends actually enjoy and seek out the thrill of being electrocuted, and it’s not long before he becomes addicted as well.

Previously: March: What your neighbors are watching

It’s June 28 and we are still waiting on Spencer Sloan’s WALL-E review

28 Jun


Pretty much since the start of 2008, The Goldenfiddle Internet Empire has been all a-blog/a-tumblr/a-twitter about WALL-E, which has been in Atlanta theaters for over 24 hours at this point. AND WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT HE THOUGHT OF IT! We’ve been putting up with six months of hype! We deserve an answer! (Are there any steamy robot sex scenes?)

It’s here!

17 Apr

Behold, the longer trailer for We Fun: Atlanta, GA Inside Out. See if you spot anyone you know! The documentary comes out in August.

It includes what looks like live footage of the disastrous Atlanta magazine photo shoot.

Previously: Bradford Cox’s Beauty Secrets REVEALED!

Screen on the Green sucks this year

9 Apr

Turner Classic Movies’ Screen on the Green schedule was announced today. Not only will it be held at Centennial Olympic Park (which is still way less pathetic than the roof of the Lenox Mall parking garage) instead of Piedmont Park, but the movie selections blow:

  • May 29 — “Jaws” (1975).
  • June 5 — “Big Momma’s House” (2000).
  • June 12 — “Chicago” (2002).
  • June 19 — “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” (1982).
  • June 26 — Fans’ choice between “Back to the Future” (1985), “Rocky” (1976) or “Footloose” (1984). Moviegoers can vote by going to Peachtreetv.com from April 14-27. The winning film will be announced in May.

The selections don’t even fit the obvious criteria for Screen on the Green, which is that every demographic niche of Atlantans is catered to: there is one movie for kids, one movie for black people, one movie for gay people, one movie for young people, but no movie for old people! The oldest movie on the lineup was made in 1975. Oh, and all the movies are boring. But it will be worth going just to see if Baton Bob chooses to dress up as E.T. or a young Drew Barrymore.

I am posting like a freak today. Apologies.

9 Apr

So, I cannot even contain my excitement. I was so sad when I left Athens becuase they had just opened Cine, which is a great theater for art films. Well, it hasn’t exactly been filled by an Atlanta equivalent yet, but this is pretty close. New Street Gallery’s Cinemama is showing films every Thursday night at 8pm. The event is open to the public and is free. New Street Gallery’s address is: 2800 Washington Street, Avondale Estates, GA 30002. For directions, click here.

Tomorrow’s film is Ingmar Bergman’s Persona:

In one of Bergman’s best movies, Bibi Andersson plays a nurse who is taking care of Elizabeth (Liv Ullman), an actress who has lost her voice. In order to care for her better, they go to stay in a seaside house. Isolated from society, the two women form a close bond in which their identities become increasingly blurred. Bergman had this to say about the film: “Persona saved my life . that is no exaggeration. If I had not found the strength to make that film, I would probably have been all washed up. One significant point: for the first time I did not care in the least whether the result would be a commercial success…”

Fresh films projected daily

4 Apr

Festival season is here(!), which means that the Atlanta Film Festival is right around the corner, April 10-19 to be exact. The films will be shown at the Landmark Cinemas at Midtown. Panel discussions will be held at the Woodruff Arts Center Saturday and Sunday.

The opening night film is The Lena Baker Story which recounts the story of the only woman to ever be sentenced to the electric chair in Georgia. This screening will be at 7.30pm, followed by an Opening Night Extravaganza at The Contemporary. Who doesn’t love an after-party?

Some notables that will be shown during the festival this year are Farm Girl in New York which sounds like it will have a definite Christopher Guest appeal to it; Woodpecker  which will appeal to all of the David Lynch fans: “Exploring the twilight of uncertainty between narrative and documentray styles, all truth becomes subjective in the existential comedy about a troubled man desperately searching for an elusive bird that may, or may not , be real.” Young @ Heart will of course be adorable. Stephen Walker documents a New England nursings homes chorus which performs punk songs to audiences. Skills Like This won audience pick at SXSW this year.

The closing night film, and the one that I am the most excited about seeing, is The Visitor. I saw the preview when I went to go see the disaster that was Miss Petigrew Lives for a Day. It looks amazing. I love any movie involving the geriatric, and this one looks like it will fall perfectly into my “fist-pumping, go-get-em, you can do it movie list” . The premise: a lonely widower is living out the remainder of his days with little interest in anything. He is sent abroad and when he returns home to his New York apartment he finds that a young immigrant couple have been squatting in his apartment. The couple ends up staying with him and help hm find a renewed sense of self and purpose. Of course, the male-half of the couple is arrested and the movie goes on from there. I have no doubt that this will address the immigration issue, but unlike many an overly-political film (cough cough Children of Men) not at the cost of the story. The Visitor is directed by Thomas McCarthy who also did The Station Agent which bodes well for the quality of this film. 

Silence of the Lambs style

1 Apr

There is something about alternative space art shows that gets me every time. When a space can be chosen to perfectly complement the work and layer on the ambiance, nothing gets a whole lot better. Maria Watts’ Reynoldstown basement fit the bill this weekend to a T for the video-performance-installation-sound showcase, Electro-Scuro. The one-night exhibition featured the likes of Karen Tauches, Maria Watts, Jason Cochrane, Mariah Cagle, Lauren Macdonald, and Carrie Elzey. Although the ever-so reminiscent Silence of the Lambs basement night light vision scene was a bit off putting at first, as you wound your way through the basement, the echoes of each video and sound installation became a bit more haunting still and even more all-encompassing.

Maria Watts, who curated the show, showcased a new twist to her video installations. Watts’ past shows, including her piece from Mary Stanley’s 21 Under 30 show and her installation in Eyedrum’s small gallery over the summer paid homage to her relationships and a fascination with capturing the tactile elements of her day to day life. Her installation for Electro-Scuro, “Untitled: A Work in Progress”, provided a spin on her approach to the sensual from her previously unabashedly candid views into her life. The room was harshly lit, and in contrast with the darkened, damp basement was an immediate draw. The room was lined wall to wall cracked eggshells along the floor begging to be walked on. In the corner of the room a video of Maria’s feet clad in the perfect eggshell cracking Doc Marten boot stomping the ground, but without any eggshells beneath. I must say, her suggestion was a hard one to resist, considering that the lack of sound in the video was dying to be filled with the sound of my own two feet doing the favor of crushing the shells. Considering the title, it seems she intended the viewer to be the one to finish the project.

The back-most room was a sound installation by Carrie Elzey, “While My Heart’s Still Beating”, which utilized the space the most effectively by engaging the somewhat buried feeling of the basement. The room featured a window which spanned the wall of the room and looked directly onto the yard outside, but right at grass level, without much room to see what space lay beyond the span of the grass directly outside. A record player in the corner was started followed by a pulling of a cord in the ceiling which triggered an outdoor light. I honestly don’t even remember what was playing on the record player, but the sound mirrored the lives of the grass dwellers outside of the window.

Karen Tauches’ performance, “The Lines of Communication”, had a definite Twilight Zone feel to it, that I think gave me nightmares later that night. Tauches sat at a desk and recited a customer service voice message while an accompaniment attempted to order from a catalogue in the chair next to her. I don’t know whether it’s the fact that online shopping has taken the place of late-night catalogue ordering, or the fact that the installation used an old-fashioned phone which hung from the ceiling, but the otherworldliness of that act seemed more striking to me than the installation itself. The fact that the human element of things has been removed from so many aspects of our day to day life is not anything new, but Tauches presentation of it was such a caricature that it certainly brought the discourse to a head once again.

Watt’s show if nothing else confirmed for me that video installation can strike many more chords than the average art show these days. Eyedrum’s show from a few weeks ago, ReNEW, ReUSE, ReVIEW, seemed to stress that it is going to be a stretch to find the truly avant garde through traditional media. Electro-Scuro was aware and moved ahead with the trend.

March: What your neighbors are watching

21 Mar

I haven’t done the ol’ “What Your Neighbors Are Watching” feature here in a while because frankly they’ve been watching the same things over and over for months. Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds has been holding strong on the Local Favorites list forever.

Well, Atlanta Netflixers finally added some new movies to their queues, so here you go:

Of course, synopses of a couple of the new ones, to give you some ideas the next time you’re in the mood to rent: (more…)

Speaking of Tyler Perry

15 Mar

Finally, my totally squaresville office job pays off.  I just got inside word (read: an e-mail from the building managers) that Tyler Perry will be shooting for his new movie at my workplace, otherwise known as the Bank of America Plaza.  So if you want to come down to Midtown and stare longingly through those giant windows and try to catch a peek into the palatial pink granite and gold interior for a glimpse of Tyler Perry, here’s the relevant details:  the shooting in the lobby will be taking place on Monday, March 17th, sometime in the “evening.”  The e-mail is sort of vague, and  I guess he’s been filming other things in the building, but definitely not on my floor.  I can tell you however, that the designated smoking area on North Avenue will be temporarily relocated to the Peachtree Street turnaround.  Just in case you were wondering.  I for one think it would have been good for the movie to include surly office workers on their smoke breaks.

Plaza Theatre enhances their internet presence

30 Jan

After Lain helpfully suggested that the Plaza start a blog to keep people up to date with all the splendid things they’re doing, the theatre took heed and started one! They’ve only got one post up and are looking for suggestions on how to use the space, so all you savvy bloggers and demanding readers should go over and boss them around.

They also have a MySpace page for event updates and a website for movie times.

Graphic events

24 Jan

Tonight there’s a special screening of Persepolis at Landmark. Get passes wherever you usually pick up free screening passes. Probably Movies Worth Seeing. However, the film opens officially in Atlanta tomorrow, so it might be worth it to avoid all the anxiety of a free screening and just see it a day later for $8.

Here’s an interview with the kickass Marjane Sartrapi, author/illustrator/director of Persepolis. Sartrapi on her film being banned in Iran:

Oh, no. Of course it’s not going to be shown there. But, you know, it’s like everything else in Iran. They say something isn’t supposed to be seen, and then everybody sees it. It’s like how alcohol is forbidden, but everybody drinks. This is the way we are. As soon as we’re told not to do something, it’s all we want to do.

On Tuesday, February 5, SCAD hosts artist/illustrator Art Spiegelman for a free lecture. According to the SCAD website,

In this talk, Spiegelman will trace the history of cartoons from Hogarth to R. Crumb and will consider what he calls “forbidden images,” inspired by the commotion raised over the Danish cartoons of Muhammad in early 2007. He believes that in our post-literate culture the importance of the comic is on the rise, as “comics echo the way our brain works.”

7:30 PM, Free (as is parking), 1600 Peachtree Street

Both Spiegelman and Sartrapi‘s works can be found on the fantastic Pantheon Graphic Novel imprint, via your favorite independent bookstore.

Sneak preview! Not coming soon!

23 Jan

If you’ve ever wondered what the interior of East Atlanta Village’s Madison Theater looks like, here’s a little video. Basically, it looks like a theater, but really empty and dark. At one point in the video it appears the cameraman is going to go up a haunted staircase and we might see a projectionist’s restless ghost, but no such luck.

There have been empty promises of the theater’s renovation and big showbiz plans for a while now. Every time I’m a leeeetle bit tipsy in East Atlanta, I spot those pretty 1920s spires and try to convince my companions, “Guys, let’s buy this theater and get a rag-tag cast of our friends and put on a SHOW.”

Remembering Heath Ledger

23 Jan

Okay, I implore you, don’t listen to that song from Brokeback Mountain!!!! You know the one!!!!!!!! Don’t do it!!!!!!!!!! !!! Look how many exclamation points I’m using to make my point!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

No, do it after all. Get in touch with your feelings.

My friend and I were so amped to see Brokeback Mountain. We went to see it the weekend it opened in Atlanta at Midtown Art. We were probably the only girls in the sold-out theatre, and definitely the only heteros. There were a lot of couples, and they had dressed in their finest flannels, plaids, and denims for the occasion.

Instead of gasping at the sex scene when Ennis flips his wife over, everyone laughed. They also laughed at Michelle Williams’ reaction when her character first realizes Ennis and Jack’s little secret after spotting a rather intimate embrace.

Since no one had ruined the movie for us yet, we had no idea how devastatingly sad the end is. Oh, there was a dull roar of sniffles and muffled sobs in the audience. When the film was over, many couples were sweet and affectionate, more appreciative of each other and their freedom to be together, to publicly go see Jake Gyllenhaal’s bare ass on the silver screen as a loving pair.

When the film was up for so many Oscars and they played that damn heartbreaking theme music over and over on Oscar night and then the next day on Morning Edition, I had to call my film partner and complain, “I’m not emotionally stable enough to handle that music in my head all day long.” I just kept picturing Ennis clutching Jack’s shirt.

Plaza Theatre on the brink

15 Jan

We have it on good authority that the Plaza Theatre could be closing within the next week or so. I don’t know if it’s for sale or any further details, but it wouldn’t hurt to go see something there this week in case it’s your last chance for a while or ever.

I guess if we were real journalists we would call the owners to verify the facts and get a quote, but hearsay from someone’s old roommate with very close ties to the Plaza is good enough for this blog.

The Plaza is one of few remaining examples of late 1930s streamlined moderne design and the last theatre of its kind in Atlanta.

In other theatre news, Midtown Art Cinema allowed its wine and beer license to lapse, so for the time being you’ll have to go dry when you find out the hard way that Juno and The Orphanage aren’t as great as you were led to believe.

HAL 9000 and Martin Sheen

1 Jan

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I don’t know that I can say that New Year’s sucked this year, although it’s certainly different than it used to be. Basically, me and the husband watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the baby alternately ate and slept. It was pretty wild. The neighbors set off fireworks, which made our neurotic dog shake and act like she was having Vietnam flashbacks, and when midnight rolled around, me and my husband sort of half-kissed, since we both had bad breath. His from Chinese take out and mine from Gardetto’s, the best snack mix ever, and the perfect companion to anyone who is breastfeeding and can only eat things that won’t make the baby messy when you drop your food on her as she eats. I’ve learned to stay away from anything like cereal or soup. It can get ugly. Anyways, we concluded the evening by trying to figure out if Michael Douglas was related to Martin Sheen, since the Sheens and the Douglas’ sort of all look the same. And Michael and Martin both play presidents all the time. There is no relation, except that they both changed their names. Just in case you were wondering.

I have not included a fantasy out of respect for the baby. I can’t think of anything that would include her. And really, she’s pretty awesome. I don’t want to scar her someday when she finds PecanneLog while taking a break from whatever social networking site she is secretly a member of behind my back. We figure next year she’ll be a year old, and we can take her to Drunken Unicorn as long as she’s dressed in some American Apparel baby clothes. I’m partial to the baby karate pants myself.

December: What your neighbors are watching

19 Dec

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Bradford Cox’s Beauty Secrets REVEALED!

12 Dec

Paste talks to Chris Dortch, director of We Fun, a documentary about the Atlanta music scene. (No, not that Atlanta Music Scene. I wish!)

We’re talking about scrappy gangs of would-be rock heroes, from nationally-hyped acts like [Jared] Swilley’s Black Lips, Deerhunter and Mastodon to local favorites The Selmanaires, Anna Kramer and The Coathangers.

Dortch is working with Bill Cody (Silver Jew) and Bill Cody (Athens, Ga.: Inside/Out); We Fun should be out sometime in the latter half of 2008. (via The Devil Stole the Beat)

Both the above article and Bradford Cox’s Best of 2007 list on the Deerhunter blog extol the virtues of tea tree oil. I think it is always a good time to talk about tea tree oil. Bradford likes the face scrub, but there are many other products and uses. Go get some at Sevananda.

Vote Siobhan 2008!

7 Dec

Dana’s co-Sexoflexer Siobhan (“Princess Genius”) is one of the top three contestants for Vh1′s eCritic competition! And she needs you to vote for her, and often!

Watch Siobhan’s Transformers review and vote for her here, from the comfort of your own home/office/home office!

If she wins, she gets to go to California for the Critics’ Choice Awards and presumably eCriticize more shit! On Viacom’s dime! Thinking of shirking on your democratic duties? Shia has a message for you:

(via goldenfiddle, obvs)

Also, check out Siobhan’s darling movie review site Trailer Gals! Like Flick Skinny, but real person girls.

Previously: Interview with someone I know: Dana Swanson/Miss Lady Flex

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