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Pumpkins and beer!

8 Oct

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The Atlanta Botanical Gardens is going to be combining my two favorite pasttimes on October 29th: beer and beards. Well, one beard in particular. The gardens will be hosting a pumpkin carving competition by some of Atlanta’s top chef’s during the annual Fest of Ale. Assuming no one gets drunk with the pumpkin carving tools this might even be an event Mamalikey and the wee one could come to!

The line-up of carvers includes Kevin Gillespie, Woodfire Grill and this season’s Top Chef (OMG!11! Love him and his big fluffy beard); Joey Bridgers, Babette’s Café;  Victor Dagatan, The Ritz-Carlton, Buckhead; Andrew Miller, Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts Atlanta; and Alison Lueker, Sun in my Belly. They are totally going to get all Quick Fire Challenge on those pumpkins! Everyone will have 25 minutes to carve their masterpieces out of giant pumpkins. I hope Kevin carves the face of that guido, Mike Isabella, and then stabs it in the eye.

Admission for the event is $15 adults, $12 seniors and children 3-17, free to children under three and Garden members. Really though, this is a great bang for you buck. Not only do you get to potentially have Kevin let you touch his beard (no promises), but there is a beer school led by Hop City, beer tasting (most important), and scarecrows everywhere.

The Fest of Ale is from 5-10 pm, and the Pumpkin carving is 7-8 pm.

Someone, bring me beef!

7 Oct

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I have to admit, I have spent the last forty five minutes thinking about what lengths I would go to to score some beef. My desperation is growing, and now the specific demands for either a steak or potroast have waned and I am looking for anything with cow.  If there is one thing that is not helping my cause it is the number of food blogs and websites in this city that are advertising the meat I cannot have. But, as I am tied to my chair for another hour and 13 minutes, meat pornography is the best I can get.

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Grindhouse Burgers, why must you torment me so?! An unnamed source in my gchat queue even agrees: “I wasn’t even craving beef and I read that and was like BRING ME A HAMBURGER, SQUIRE!”

Kevin Rathbun is a goner if he comes anywhere within five hundred feet of my chompers. I can only imagine that the smell of steak and truffle butter eminates from him as he walks along Krog Street.

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Med Grill (at 10th and Monroe) has a delicious dinner platter with steak and tasty sauce that I would rip into so fast right now. I am sharpening my teeth in preparation.

At this point, I will even settle for picking up some meat on the way home. I can’t promise it will make it as far as my front door and being cooked, though.

Beef, come find me! I need you!

If anyone knows of a good place to get meat before 5 o’clock and below Ponce, comment now.

Best license plate ever

25 Jun

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I don’t know how many people out there need to reregister your cars this month, but I am pretty bummed that I just shelled out $34 for a new license plate in Dekalb County. ’Why?’ you ask. Well, the Georgia Aquarium just announced the new design for Georgia Aquarium license plates. Damn you, Miles Cline, and your winnings!

Miles Cline was the lucky grand prize winner of our random drawing, winning a trip for two to Marineland for a day of dolphin programs and encounters!

If you are lucky enough to have a birthday that falls after the cursed month of June, you can buy your awesome license plate here.

Revamping the Clermont Lounge

24 Jun

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Our very own Gomorrah has recently joined the ranks of Top Design and HDTV shows everywhere. The Clermont Lounge’s design contest, which began yesterday, is now in full swing and will continue through the deadline of July 22nd. So, any of you with artistic inklings of any sort (“designers, architects, students, creative geniuses, butlers, bell boys, photographers, tourists, bartenders, dancers and engineers” requested specifically) get to crackin’! Grand Prize for the redesign of the lobby and guest rooms in the hotel wins a weekend stay at the Clermont (Let’s hope this is post-redesign, otherwise plan on bringing your hazmat suit), a whopping $1,000 (Good), and a year supply of Whynatte (Is this the purple drank of latte’s?). Second place get’s a not quite as awesome prize of a tall boy and a lap dance. So far, I am a big fan of Creative Loafing’s design suggestion of emulating the infamous Chelsea Hotel.

Ding Dong- Where the hell is Tom Selleck in all this?

15 May

TomSelleck2While everyone has been carrying on about Ashton Kutcher is  “ding dong dicking” everyone, I have not been able to stop wondering where Tom Selleck has been in all of this. While Ashton has been busy showing off how many Twitter friends he has, Tom Selleck has been hovering in the background with aging heartthrobs all over Atlanta.

Filming for their Five Killers movie has been going on all over Atlanta in various office buildings for weeks now but still there is no sign of Magnum outside of reruns on A&E. Has anyone seen him?

Jack Bauer: The Musical

1 Apr

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I hate April Fools. It allows uncaring people like Curt Holman to get 24 fans like myself to think that something as amazing as Jack Bauer: The Musical could actually exist. Appliance Theater. You are not funny Curt. I do have to say though, that is a muscial I would pay money to see.

Alright fine. Good job, Curt. Good job.

Free Arby’s!

27 Feb

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According to the illustrious Atlanta Business Chronicle Arby’s is giving out free sammies on March 8th. Apparently, they are trying out a new sandwich called the Roastburger, and if you go in on the 8th and tell the register employee, “I’m here to change my burger” then you get the option of a free All-American Roastburger, Bacon and Bleu Cheese Roastburger, or Bacon and Cheddar Roastburger.

The only Arby’s I can think of is the one at Philip’s Arena, and if you go to that one you can also run next door and get the GIANT beer from Gorin’s before heading back to work or class after lunch hour is over.

Atlanta welcomes Joaquin Phoenix!

27 Feb

Pecanne Log’s trusted source sites have confirmed that tonight Joaquin Phoenix in all of his post-break down glory will be at Lenny’s tonight. This is no sham. A Myspace bulletin from Lenny’s Bar revealed that the secret guest performer for this evenings Fuggin Awesome One Year Anniversary Party is indeed none other than post-breakdown Phoenix.

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Straight from the horse’s mouth (well, Lenny’s bulletin):

PLEASE NO PHOTOGRAPHY DURING Joaquin Phoenixx SET!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WE COULD NOT TELL PEOPLE TILL TODAY! ( YOU CAN REPOST IF YOU LIKE!!)
Joaquin Phoenixx will be bring his REAL RAP GAME!
GET READY ATL!!!!!!!!!!”

If he can live up to the rap performance he has been promising since leaving the film stage, this night is going to be one you tell the grandkids about. I find it hard to believe that anyone has better plans than this.

UPDATE: The party poopers at Paste say it’s a hoax. Whatever, people, keep the dream alive!

Office of Culture Affairs Economic Impact Study Results

18 Feb

Atlanta’s Office of Cultural Affairs released a report this week on the Economic Impact that is being felt throughout Atlanta’s nonprofit arts organizations. Not surprisingly the survey shows that the nonprofit arts and culture are a significant industry in the City of Atlanta and generates over $274 million in local economic activity. Here are a few of the figures:

  • $274.8 million- Local economic activity resulted from nonprofit arts and culture
  • $113.94 million- Spending by nonprofit arts and culture
  • $160.87 million- Event-related spending by audiences
  • $167.17 million- Household income to local residents
  • $27.07 million- Local and state government revenue

This is certainly a sign that the arts are indeed something worth investing in. As if we needed proof.

Welcome, Top Chef!

17 Feb

colicchioTop Chef is finally coming to Atlanta! I would like to thank Kevin Rathbun for beating Bobby Flay on Iron Chef so that they believe us when we tell them that Atlanta really does have good food. I’m sure Richard has been gabbing on the phone with Tom Colicchio every night about how he has to come too, especially after the two were so chummy last season.

The casting call will be at Craft (Tom’s restaurant) February 22nd from 10-2 p.m.

Let’s all make sure to think positive thoughts for sweet, expressive eyebrowed Carla tomorrow night as she heads for victory!

AJC’s biased coverage of Atlanta’s Indian restaurants

17 Feb
Anil Kapoor stands up for Panahar.

Anil Kapoor stands up for Panahar.

I have previously written about my love for Buford’s Highway’s Indian darling, Panahar, so my outrage at the AJC‘s article this morning about Atlanta’s Indian cuisine may come as little surprise. In their on-going attempts to be the cutest paper in Atlanta, the AJC has formulated a list of the best Indian restaurants in Atlanta according to what Oscar category they should win. Sure “Best Short Film” award to Udipi Cafe is acceptable, but not when Panahar has been left off the list. I now understand how Bruce Springsteen and Clint Eastwood must have felt when their much deserved and expected nominations didn’t  arrive. I can just see Mirza, owner of Panahar, in the back of the restaurant crying into his delicious Tikka Masala. They at least deserve a Best Director awards for his customer service.

Clint Eastwood unsure about the AJC's picks for Indian in Atlanta.

Clint Eastwood unsure about the AJC's picks for Indian in Atlanta.

I hate to think that they have encouraged anyone who has seen Slumdog Millionaire to go to one of their suggestions without knowing that better exists. There is no way that Danny Boyle would have let Aja do the catering for his set over Panahar. No way. The AJC needs to do some soul searching and a little research before putting out lists like that. They should be ashamed of themselves.

My suggestions for Indian in Atlanta, in order of superiority-without doling out Oscar-related awards-would have been as follows: Panahar, Vatica, Upidi Cafe, Rose of India, and Bhojanic.

MJH is here!

29 Oct

I have to show you the following conversation that just took place to express the complete exhilaration and surprise at what is happening right now:

Matt: Clarissa is filming a movie outside my window
me: Clarissa? Like, Clarissa Explains It All?
Matt: yea. I just watched them do a scene. Looks gay.
me: NO FUCKING WAY. I used to love that show!
me: are you sure its melissa joan hart
Matt: yes I am not retarded…

This is big ladies and gentlemen. Joey Lawrence had been filming at the Botanical Gardens as well last week and apparently this is all for the same movie, Your Presence is Requested. Ever since New Kids on the Block started touring again producers from the early 90′s are deciding to resurrect any possible means of cashing in on a now mid-twenties crowd who are gluttons for nostalgia.

Speaking of NKOTB, apparently they are at the Gwinnett Center tonight, so for those of you who still have photos of Donnie and Joey on your wall you can go try to relive the moments of prepubescence.

UPDATE:

Filming in action thanks to Matt

Fun factoid of the morning and unexpected coincidences

10 Oct

Today is the anniversary of the 1958 bombing of The Temple, in case you haven’t watched Driving Miss Daisy in awhile and forgot about it. WABE has a podcast about this up today if you would like to hear more about just how much the South hated un-Peaches and Creme Baptists not too long ago.

In more exciting news, at Rosh Hashanah services a couple of weeks ago and then again at Yom Kippur services yesterday I came to one of the most exciting conclusions of the year. Rabbi Reeves of The Temple and Jay Carlson of The Plug are identical twins. Or at least brothers. Their vocal inflection, jokes, visage… it is incredible! Let’s compare:

I bet you can’t tell which is which. I get them confused. I wish there was some way I could prove that they are somehow connected through blood lines. They have to be. What was the movie with the two twins separated at birth and then they found each other when they were at the same orphanage? Disney remade it in the mid-90′s. I think Devon Sawa was in it. Oh, unfair world! My Christmas wish this year is going to be to prove my hunch.

Syphillis and Gonorhea

8 Oct

How many of you used to call DFCS on your parents when you were younger? Just to prove a point. I know one of my favorite hobbies as a child was that every time my mom and I would be at the grocery store and she would either snap at me for being a tyrant or not buy me cookies or something else stupid I would always grab her phone and pretend to call child services in attempt to get her to cave. Smart as a fox she was though and never gave in to my dials.

Undisclosed source: I don’t know, DFCS has their hands full. My uncle used to work for them… let’s just say he knew a pair of twins named syphilis and gonorrhea. Crack babies…

People name their kids Syphilis and Gonorrhea?! The situation is worse than I thought. Apparently in Fulton county alone almost $60 million was spent on Child Services costs. I am sure there is a national map of how Georgia compares to the rest of the country but I can’t find one as of now. Does anyone know what our stats are?

Busy bees

8 Oct

Sometimes I feel an enormous amount of my Jewish guilt complex moving in when I don’t post anything here for a few weeks. This time though, I promise that it is for good reason. Myself and two other local bloggers, Jeremy Abernathy and Ben Grad have decided to combine our BA’s and start up yet another blog. After many a meeting we came to the conclusion that Atlanta does not have a good source for local artists and audiences who are interested in more than just calendar announcements to see what is happening. Of course, there is the wondrous photographic skill of Jonathan Bouknight and the scheduling prowess of Art Relish but the buck stops there.

Now, you can check out up to date reviews, interviews with artists, studio visits, and us attempting to put art history degrees to use at Burn Away. Content is updated very regularly so check it out. And often! We are regularly bringing on guest writers and a few others, so even if you get sick of us you can rest assured eventually someone will come along that doesn’t annoy the piss out of you.

Creative Loafing files for bankruptcy

29 Sep

Creative Loafing just announced that they have filed for bankruptcy. What?! They say they aren’t going to fold, but dear god. What are Thomas and Hollis going to do assuming they are lying? Damn you, economy.

Creative Loafing Inc. — which owns alternative weekly newspapers in Chicago, Washington, Tampa, Charlotte and Sarasota, as well as Atlanta — today filed for bankruptcy protection. Prompting the move was a debt load of more than $40 million. “The company owned more money than it can pay back right now,” CEO Ben Eason said.

Best places to watch the debates

26 Sep

In trying to figure out the best place to watch the presidential debates this evening I have narrowed it down based on several important criteria:

1. Size of TV. There is nothing worse than attempting to watch tv somewhere if there are going to be five tables of people between you and a 13″ screen mounted on the ceiling. And, I want to see some beads of sweat Kennedy-Nixon style.

2. Chance of seeing Thomas Wheatley. So, having done my homework, it seems that Manuel’s, or other events of undisclosed locations will be my best bets.

3. Quality of crowd. I am hoping for mixed parties, although that is going to be tough. If all goes well I would like to see at least one politically motivated bar fight and heckling throughout. Ideally at least one avid Bob Barr fan will start some shit too.

4. Chairs. I imagine wherever I decide on, I will have to stake out my spot at least an hour if not an hour and a half beforehand, so comfort level is important here. Although, I guess I can bring my stadium cushion.

With these things in mind my list so far:

Manuel’s Tavern: This is probably going to be my first choice, as well as half of Atlanta’s Democratic population’s choice. But, the plus here is going to be that everyone there is going to be into watching the debates and will hopefully have drunken commentary going on the entire night.

The Highlander: This is where I anticipate bar brawls. And, if it is there pool sticks can be involved. Extreme Fighting: Presidential Debates.

Brewhouse: Plenty of TVs. And outside TV’s on the patio. Less of a chance of someone with a Bill O’Reilly head blocking the TV.

That’s all I got for now. Add more as you think of them.

Mouthful of goodness

25 Sep

Holy mother of my tongue. Today I scored some truffle goat cheese at the East Atlanta Farmer’s Market at Village Hardware. I have not had cheese this good since I was in Italy. You know cheese is good when the mouse-sized sample they tempt you with is enough to make you think that $22.50 is really reasonable to pay for a block of cheese. I am eating a piece right now. Thank you, EAV cheese man.

Evictions

24 Sep

Performance art gets a pretty bad rap sometimes. The opening track on the latest Pig Destroyer album (don’t ask me why I know this) hit the nail on the head in terms of summing up everything that makes it difficult for me to get behind performance art: It seems like the majority of the time performance ends up as masturbation for the artist, allowing a select pretentious few the ability to pat themselves on the back for “getting it” and alienating the remaining audience.

Heading to Karen Tauches’ “Everything Disappears” ritual/performance Monday night in Cabbagetown I was skeptical. I had absolutely no idea what to expect, but my faith in Karen to successfully pull off an slightly off-kilter evening was high enough that I was willing to chance it. “Everything Disappears” was more of a happening than what I consider a contemporary version of performance art. Tauches invited the community to come to assist in a house clearing to rid a Cabbagetown bungalow at 221 Tye Street of malignant energy that had entered the house during March’s tornado. The performance aspect of the evening was intended more to help facilitate the clearing of the bad energy of the house than for a conceptual end. We were all instructed to move through the house counterclockwise to stir and remove the remaining energy and then exit out the back door and around the corner of the house back up to the front and repeat the cycle. Throughout the house there were several participants who were engaging the house in various ways, be it playing drums or tuning an amp connected to a video receiver or writing messages on the wall with chalk and spray paint.

I realize that this may sound more like a scene out of The Craft than anything, but the sincerity of the performance, and frankly the creepiness of it after the sun went down and the workings inside began to crescendo, saved it from becoming disingenuously theatrical.

MOCHA Atlanta

20 Sep

Just moments ago my heart skipped a beat and a warm flush came over my entire body at reading the joyous news that crafting in Atlanta is being taken to the next level. The Museum of Contemporary Handmade Art will not only be the home of handmade delights, but will also have a small cafe as well. Oh! Mocha. Ok, I just got it… Clever ones, they are. The museum should be opening at the Irwin Street Market sometime late this month if all goes according to plan. My first thought was that this was going to be a bit redundant seeing how many crafting resources Atlanta has already, but I think considering the 11:11 Teahouse is now defunct as a tea shop, this will be able to fill that void and become a lovely addition to the crafting community.

In case you haven’t seen Handmade Nation yet, here is a little clip.

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