2009 was awful! Everyone lost their jobs, criminals ran wild in the street, we had to deal with city election promises that seemed especially uninspired and empty, and the Clermont Hotel was shut down for health code violations. But we’ve come up with a few measly things to get excited about this year, and we promise not to mention how Atlanta’s professional jobs won’t come back until maybe 2011 at best, and we still have to live through the gubernatorial race!
Baby minature animals: January is BABYFEST at Tanglewood Farms. “In the tradition of the South, our two favorite porkers – Scarlett O’Hama and Rhett Gruntler – show off their newest offspring.” There are also baby goats, a baby alpaca, baby sheep, and baby horses. This is the only reason to go outside for the next two months!
Less to get NIMBY about: The commercial real estate market hasn’t quite bottomed out yet – that’s what 2010 is for! However, while evil developers won’t be starting any new faux-luxury commercial strips next door to you, they also won’t be finishing anything in those perpetual construction sites around the city. It’s up to you as to if the office building is half full or half empty.
The rapid weathering of Kasim Reed: His jet-black hair, babyfat cheeks, and youthful energy will only make the unavoidable aging of being Atlanta’s chief executive right now that more dramatic.
Artichoke Bliss: We don’t see how the City’s permitting process will ever allow a good idea like this to get off the ground, but we’re still excited.
Creative Loafing‘s financial stability: Remember for a while when they were so carefully and honestly chronicling their demise? Get a Livejournal, CL! Can’t you be more WASPy like the AJC and just pretend everything’s going great even though everyone knows it’s not? Well, now they have a new owner, so we don’t have to keep offering Thomas Wheatley a guest spot on Pecanne Log if things don’t work out for him in yellow journalism.
Top secret Pecanne Log collaboration project: We can’t say anything about it yet except that it will involve face painting and a cruise.
One year closer to the BeltLine: PSYCHE.
Some ongoing things that will only keep getting better this year:
Dragon*Con: Avatar has really raised the bar, am I right? What a downer year it was when Dark Knight came out. All those naked blue people around the Marriott will really liven things up.
Pecha Kucha: When does Volume 15 happen, guys? When when when?
Georgia Tech’s Sonic Generator: Y’all gotta see resident composer Michael Gordon’s “Light is Calling” live on February 8.
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