I have to admit, I have spent the last forty five minutes thinking about what lengths I would go to to score some beef. My desperation is growing, and now the specific demands for either a steak or potroast have waned and I am looking for anything with cow. If there is one thing that is not helping my cause it is the number of food blogs and websites in this city that are advertising the meat I cannot have. But, as I am tied to my chair for another hour and 13 minutes, meat pornography is the best I can get.
Grindhouse Burgers, why must you torment me so?! An unnamed source in my gchat queue even agrees: “I wasn’t even craving beef and I read that and was like BRING ME A HAMBURGER, SQUIRE!”
Kevin Rathbun is a goner if he comes anywhere within five hundred feet of my chompers. I can only imagine that the smell of steak and truffle butter eminates from him as he walks along Krog Street.
Med Grill (at 10th and Monroe) has a delicious dinner platter with steak and tasty sauce that I would rip into so fast right now. I am sharpening my teeth in preparation.
At this point, I will even settle for picking up some meat on the way home. I can’t promise it will make it as far as my front door and being cooked, though.
Beef, come find me! I need you!
If anyone knows of a good place to get meat before 5 o’clock and below Ponce, comment now.
Tags: beef, grindhouse burgers, mediterranean grill, Rathbun's, steak
I f’in LOVE Mediterranean Grill. I wish there was one closer to me.
And I wanted to kick you through my screen for displaying all this beautiful beef when I’m starving and craving the bloody goodness!
So where did you go?!
I went to Kroger and got a ribeye. That’s all I had for dinner too, and it was glorious!