Pecanne Log’s trusted source sites have confirmed that tonight Joaquin Phoenix in all of his post-break down glory will be at Lenny’s tonight. This is no sham. A Myspace bulletin from Lenny’s Bar revealed that the secret guest performer for this evenings Fuggin Awesome One Year Anniversary Party is indeed none other than post-breakdown Phoenix.
Straight from the horse’s mouth (well, Lenny’s bulletin):
“PLEASE NO PHOTOGRAPHY DURING Joaquin Phoenixx SET!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WE COULD NOT TELL PEOPLE TILL TODAY! ( YOU CAN REPOST IF YOU LIKE!!)
Joaquin Phoenixx will be bring his REAL RAP GAME!
GET READY ATL!!!!!!!!!!”
If he can live up to the rap performance he has been promising since leaving the film stage, this night is going to be one you tell the grandkids about. I find it hard to believe that anyone has better plans than this.
UPDATE: The party poopers at Paste say it’s a hoax. Whatever, people, keep the dream alive!
Tags: joaquin phoenix, lenny's bar
Uh, I thought he was in town for Phoenix Flies. You know how real the Atlanta Preservation Center keeps it.
I refuse to believe this until someone spells Phoenix correctly.
You mean, Phoenixx?