Take note of this auspicious occasion

2 Oct

How could we forget?! It was our one-year anniversary last week, specifically September 24. This is not significant at all, but I just wanted to point it out so you all will finally think we are legit and not some fly-by-night internet front to promote Thomas Wheatley’s career and undermine the Candler Park Fall Festival. Speaking of Wheatdawg, we also forgot his birthday back in August. He’s a Leo, OF COURSE. We are a Libra, something I discovered after a little research. Here is the compatibility horoscope for Thomas Wheatley and Pecanne Log from Jellybean’s Astro-Soulmate Guide (I really would have preferred the lesbian labryscopes from Labrys but couldn’t find an October issue):

This match has high hopes of lasting and becoming real love. You are both outgoing, social people who adore drama and excitement. You both love being the star of the show, and you’ll have a great time going out together. You love beautiful things, and he is generous with his money. You love laughing, trying new things and having fun, and his zest for life will guarantee that you’re always amused and never bored. Your physical chemistry will sparkle. Leo boys also love to take charge of things, and that’s great for you because you hating having to make decisions. He also loves shopping for clothes! He does need a lot of praise, but if you don’t mind giving it to him he’ll pay you back with lots of compliments. All in all, a wonderful love match.

The stars are lying, because Thomas Wheatley has never bought us anything unless you count the one time he offered Mamalikey one of his menthols. Also, his mom does all his shopping for him, from the Lands’ End catalog.

Tags: , , , , ,

3 Responses to “Take note of this auspicious occasion”

  1. Decatur Metro Friday, October 3, 2008 at 11:26 am #

    Happy B-Day to my only Technorati friend! Were our blogs born on the same day?

    Wheatbags, just a friendly note…a man CAN have too many polo shirts and barn jackets. I don’t care if they are all different colors.

  2. Thomas Wheatley Friday, October 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm #

    I’m returning the jacket, dammit! Too many earth tones in the closet. Can’t type anymore, gotta get to my Eddie Bauer photo shoot.

  3. Lori Friday, October 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm #

    I always knew you were legit. Of course I got beat up sticking up for you but I still knew.

Leave a Reply