Maybe the reason the “far-left Atlanta Journal-Constitution” is doing poorly these days has less to do with anti-Christianist columnists like Cynthia Tucker and more to do with its pathetic attempts to stay relevant by baiting readers with provocative “issues”:
Don’t think I didn’t follow that last link to “Atlantans spend more time in the bathroom than the rest?” BECAUSE I DID. You tricked me again, AJC! I have to know more, you tease!
According to a poll by a toilet magazine, 62 percent of Atlantans spend more than the national average of half an hour in the bathroom each day. Did none of these Atlantans read our water conservation tips? Or do they spend twice as long as the average American on their moisturizing regimen?
Actually, most of our residents report they are listening to the radio during this time, which explains everything. None of the other cities surveyed have John Lemley or Lois Reitzes on the air. When either of them talks it is like time stands still and may never start moving again.
Tags: ajc, bathroom time, john lemley, lois reitzes, rankings
Why does Lois Reitzes always sound drunk? I love her.
It’s like each word is a delicious Andes after-dinner mint, meant to be savored and enjoyed.
I LOVE LOIS! Seriously, she is witty and wonderful (I’ve met her in person). What I find interesting is that all the bloggers who complain…they are obviously computer savvy, so listen on-line to something else. Big $$$ are donated to WABE because of the classical music they play (I have donated $500 this year myself). Lois in an Atlant institution, so get over it!