A good way to spend your day off

Do you like this? I made it myself.

Chik-fil-A is giving away three free chicken strips on Monday, Labor Day, to all customers wearing football-related clothing (high school, college, or NFL). I know, I know, you’re like, “Why would this matter to me? That’s on Monday, and I only crave Chik-fil-A on Sundays.” Same here. Also, you’re like, “And I can’t stand those cows. When will they ever learn to spell?” Well, I don’t know what to tell you, friend. Chik-fil-A thinks that is the most hilarious ad campaign to walk the earth which is why they have persisted in keeping those same damn cows on payroll for 15 years. Still, you ask, “And what’s the point of standing in line in a football jersey to get three free chicken strips?” People will give away their firstborn child for free food; that’s the point.