It’s good to know that when things get busy outside of Pecanne Log Internet World, Thomas Wheatley has taken up the job of keeping his cult of personality well-maintained so I can pick back up where I left off. Also, despite his attempt at becoming the poor man’s Flip Spiceland, he’s managed to stay provocative as ever by following the Bigfoot beat and posting a video of Bigfoot’s testicles. Good work, Thomas, and happy belated 32nd birthday. If you all see him liveblogging somewhere tonight, buy him a celebratory baked potato.
Thomas is much more attractive than that Scottish hack.
Hell yeah I am. My hair’s MUCH longer than that.