Those of you at Hollis Gillespie’s decadently cheap book release party for Trailer Trashed: My Dubious Efforts Toward Upward Mobility last night may dimly recall sipping something called Pink Flamingo Punch from paper cups and wondering, “What’s in this, anyway?”
Here’s the cocktail recipe, from the drunk chef himself:
1 bottle of Stoli blackberry vodka
3 gallons of Kroger pink tropical fruit punch
1/2 bottle of papaya schnapps
1 bottle of soda
You never would have guessed if I hadn’t told you.
(photo stolen without permission from Grant Henry’s MySpace)
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I figured out the pink tropical fruit punch…
Hmmm. If they’re drinking Stoli then it wasn’t that cheap of an even.
That cheap of an EVEN, Gordon? I don’t even know what that MEANS.
Sorry. I should know better than to leave out the ‘t’ during summertime.
Well, cheap as in trashy, not as in overly thrifty.