I couldn’t help but notice over the past week the way the liberal mainstream media is trying to misrepresent Pecanne Log. Threatened by our lethal mix of cleverness, sensuality, and the ability to post links and pictures, the boys’ club over at Fresh Loaf – in their velvet smoking jackets covered in pins featuring anarchist slogans – is busy filling cyberspace with cruel, libelous accusations that we are a drooling bunch of catty, estrogen-charged teeny-boppers in order to discredit our seriousness as FEMALE “bloggers”!
Another new post at Pecanne Log means another opportunity for a gratuitous shout-out to Wheatley.
I’m still trying to figure this one out, but the ladies at Pecanne Log seem to have this inexplicable crush on our own Thomas Wheatley, to the point they appear to gush over him with every post.
…the sirens at Pecanne Log can’t get enough of [Thomas Wheatley].
They’re already fighting over the [rich guy] with the boat.
Every post? Hardly! And do you see how they are summoning allusions to deadly mythological bird-women who were hellbent on leading men to destruction in order to propagate fear and distrust amongst our loyal readership? Do not be deceived! Except by Thomas Wheatley, because he is a COPPER FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tags: a message to all my haters, creative loafing, fresh loaf, thomas wheatley, vicious rumors
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