Tucker’s sugar daddies are waiting for your call

18 Jul

Like Thomas Wheatley, you’ve probably already blown your entire economic stimulus check on ring pops and fertilizer, so here’s a way to make ends meet until the $7.62 check for your short story in the February 2005 Count Dracula Fan Club News-Journal finally gets here:

MySpace ads are such great matchmakers! So much easier than trolling Famous and the Falafel King in “North Druid Hills” for Emory law and/or medical students. They’re not rich yet.

P.S., I’ve already called dibs on “urdaddybuc” so don’t even bother. It looks like he has a boat.

Previously: Where my boys at

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6 Responses to “Tucker’s sugar daddies are waiting for your call”

  1. Thomas Wheatley Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:14 pm #

    “Daxes1″ will crush you all.

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  2. mary k Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm #

    garyowen, smithjona and getoutnpla seem the least sleazy, but getoutnpla gets bumped out of the race because he chose the name getoutnpla. then i gotta edge out smithjona b/c i think he just pulled an actor’s still shot from a garlique or one-a-day vitamin spot. garyowen, looks like it’s your lucky day!

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  3. broderickphoto Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:25 pm #

    urdaddybuc looks like he’s on his sugar daddy’s boat :)

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  4. mingaling Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 11:25 am #

    why don’t they just call it “douchebag.com”?

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  5. jill Monday, July 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm #

    Wow, that’s funny. Getoutnpla also seems to be an eligible bachelor in Las Vegas. He has the power of bilocation! Date him!

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  6. Chris Hassiotis Thursday, February 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm #

    tailopez right in the middle there looks like an Filipino version of Dean Cain.*

    *this will be your one and only Dean Cain mention of the year

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