Tucker’s sugar daddies are waiting for your call

2008 July 18

Like Thomas Wheatley, you’ve probably already blown your entire economic stimulus check on ring pops and fertilizer, so here’s a way to make ends meet until the $7.62 check for your short story in the February 2005 Count Dracula Fan Club News-Journal finally gets here:

MySpace ads are such great matchmakers! So much easier than trolling Famous and the Falafel King in “North Druid Hills” for Emory law and/or medical students. They’re not rich yet.

P.S., I’ve already called dibs on “urdaddybuc” so don’t even bother. It looks like he has a boat.

Previously: Where my boys at

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 18

    “Daxes1″ will crush you all.

  2. 2008 July 20

    garyowen, smithjona and getoutnpla seem the least sleazy, but getoutnpla gets bumped out of the race because he chose the name getoutnpla. then i gotta edge out smithjona b/c i think he just pulled an actor’s still shot from a garlique or one-a-day vitamin spot. garyowen, looks like it’s your lucky day!

  3. 2008 July 20
    broderickphoto permalink

    urdaddybuc looks like he’s on his sugar daddy’s boat :)

  4. 2008 July 22

    why don’t they just call it “douchebag.com”?

  5. 2008 July 28

    Wow, that’s funny. Getoutnpla also seems to be an eligible bachelor in Las Vegas. He has the power of bilocation! Date him!

  6. 2009 February 19
    Chris Hassiotis permalink

    tailopez right in the middle there looks like an Filipino version of Dean Cain.*

    *this will be your one and only Dean Cain mention of the year

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