So I heard that unemployment is B-A-D in Atlanta

28 Jun

and I decided to provide some classifieds listings culled from Creative Loafing. You can thank me later once you’ve landed one of these fantastic and clearly legitimate employment opportunities.

***Teeth Whitening Kit Sales People Needed*** $$$

posted: June 27, 2008, 04:39 PM

Reply: dp@icusys.com

Salary/Wage: Comission

Model talent explosion seeking talet in all genres with models…

posted: June 27, 2008, 01:31 PM

MODEL Talent Explosion seeking talet in all genres with models & designers. Local cable/internet television. Industry professionals present. Wednesday night, Crowe’s Nest, 5495 Old National Hwy, College Park GA 30349, 8PM. Call (678) 887-4881 www.myspace.com/talentexplosion www.youtube.com/adonismodels

Agricultural Research Institute of Northern Ireland Needs You

posted: June 27, 2008, 07:05 AM

Reply: jonathandaledesk@yahoo.co.uk

FROM THE DESK OF:
JONATHAN DALE
Independent Consultant,
Agricultural Research Institute of Northern Ireland
Hillsborough, Ireland BT26 6DR

Dear Sir/Ma,

I just resigned my job as aresearch scientist for ARINI (Agricultural Research Institute of Northern Ireland but I still work as a freelance consultant for the institute which gives me very much time to do my own work which is basically being a freelance researcher who could be employed by research institutes to do research projects anywhere in the world. Presently, I have just been granted a funding to head a research project in the tropical regions of West Africa regarding rare and vulnerable plant species and this would be commencing very soon. This research program will be funded and sponsored by some of my American counterparts. But the only set back is that the American counterparts want to make fun for the research informs of US in any form. Getting an accountant in thes state or opening an account would have been my best choice but I have a deadline to meet and taking any of those choices would cost me time and a whole lot of other requirements, which I am not ready to deal with. There is where is need your assistant and service.

WHAT I NEED YOU FOR?

At this point, I will be glad if you could work with me as my representative in the US,CANADA. You will be working as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the fund from the Associates. Contact Jonathan Dale for more information

JONATHAN DALE
NOTE: ONLY SERIOUS AND INTERESTED APPLICANTS/WORKERS
SHOULD PLEASE CONTACT US

Salary/Wage: $1000
Status: Part-time
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One Response to “So I heard that unemployment is B-A-D in Atlanta”

  1. Thomas Wheatley Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    Those damn Irish and their run-on sentences.

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