Yes, we do get a lot of hits from searches for Fall Out Boy, but our #1 post by a long shot is Bitch, You Ride the MARTA Bus. Let’s give the people what they want – at Ohmpark you can actually DOWNLOAD Eric Guenther‘s remix of the Southwest Dekalb High School drum majors’ hit and carry it with you always and forever. Wait till the guitars start wailing! You never knew it could get any better than the original, did you? Well, IT JUST DID! Thank you, Eric Guenther.
Gas prices are so high that the AJC has reporter Mark Davis basically writing a daily article on how everyone hates paying $4+ a gallon. He’s already so tired of this the complainy platitudes of this assignment’s theme that he’s using dessert metaphors, and it’s not even June yet. I can’t wait to watch his use of the pie conceit and other rhetorical tropes get more and more elaborate as the summer progresses. The moral of this story is: girl, go buy a Breeze card.
I also want to assure our readership that we at Pecanne Log will never talk about high gas prices in Atlanta or elsewhere except when we are making fun of someone else for doing so first. Even then we will try to keep that commentary to a minimum, unless Thomas Wheatley gets really out of control. Gas prices are booooooring, and there are so many other things to discuss in the summer in Atlanta like heat, humidity, afternoon thunderstorms, traffic, and events at Centennial Olympic Park. And the Whigs’ blog.
Previously: The art of newspaper writing
Tags: thomas wheatley, bitch you ride the marta bus, mark davis, eric guenther, sw dekalb drum majors
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