Just as your jobs get boring for the summer, a hush has fallen over Pecanne Log. That is due to the 10 hours a day we are spending putting together a Smoking Gun-caliber exclusive to be released a week after Thomas Wheatley’s big cover story hits the Creative Loafing newstands. We have the personal accounts and the document trail to prove Thomas actually spent three years writing textbooks for a Pentacostal homeschool curriculum and watching Antiques Roadshow with his great aunt. However, he did almost get a ticket for loitering when he arrived at work an hour early to read Boys Life in his parked car.
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Tags: conspiracy theories, investigative journalism, thomas wheatley
Can Rick Moranis play me in the movie?
I was thinking more along the lines of Reginald VelJohnson, but whatever.
On a more serious note, I really really loved the article from Creative Loafing.
And I think it’s time for a Moranis comeback. It’s been way too long since Honey I Shrunk the Kids.
Thanks, Mama.
Calls to Moranis’ agent have gone unreturned. We’ll have to settle for Lorenzo Lamas.
thanks times one million for the title “a million little flip spicelands.” it’s totes making my day worthwhile.