Who is “Whitney”?!?!?!?!?!

5 May

Music blogs across the nation are a-buzz! WHO IS WHITNEY PETTY, DEERHUNTER’S NEW GUITARIST? Is she a real person or a hot suburban stoner cheerleader guitarbot built by Bradford Cox out of his magic “blog” technology? How will she reconcile her love for Aerosmith with Deerhunter’s ambient musical autism? Does Thomas Wheatley know her since they share an alma mater? More importantly, do Thomas and Whitney realize they may have more in common than they thought? And why was she at a party four years ago with two other hippies?

Details are still coming in! The intrepid bloggers at Pitchfork got their hands on her last name so who knows what other deep dark secrets they will dig up!

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7 Responses to “Who is “Whitney”?!?!?!?!?!”

  1. Thomas Wheatley Monday, May 5, 2008 at 1:32 pm #

    I remain tight lipped and will not reveal anything! Marietta fo’ life! ‘Til the day we stop breathin’, yo!

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  2. Natasha Murphy Monday, May 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm #

    Ha! I totally remember that party! It was at Beth Gilleland’s house.

    I was wondering why a Team Clermont rep called me asking for Whitney’s last name.

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  3. christa t Monday, May 5, 2008 at 8:50 pm #

    I think Gordon Lamb always claims that was his house, he just wasn’t there at the time of the party. I just remember they only played one cd – Ace of Base – and so I sat in a corner and drank orange juice and judged everyone.

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  4. Gordon Lamb Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 8:20 am #

    Nope, this definitely wasn’t my house. The closets are wrong.

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  5. Natasha Murphy Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 11:24 am #

    Hmmm, maybe there are multiple incidents of kelli partying while wearing only an apron.

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  6. kurli Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 5:25 pm #

    whoops.

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  7. Randell Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm #

    Whitney Petty IS pure hottness !!

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