Go see my friend’s band play or I will abuse caps lock even more
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I am mad with power because I have a blog and can command you to do things! Things that you will undoubtedly not do, but whatevs! I SAID WHATEVS!
Anyway, next Monday, May 5 go see my high school friend’s band the XYZ Affair perform at the EARL. This could be your ONE CHANCE IN LIFE to see/hear an ACTUAL REAL-LIFE INDIE POP BAND FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK play.
Maybe you have seen the XYZ Affair’s famous video that was all the rage on the internet for a couple of weeks last summer STARRING EVEN MORE OF MY HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE FRIENDS! More importantly (to some), it features a bunch of old Nickelodeon stars.
Spoiler alert: Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All is bald now. Yeah, that’s right, I’m two degrees of separation from MELISSA JOAN HART and you can be too.
They’re opening for Morning State (Atlanta) and Jukebox the Ghost (D.C.). $8, 9 PM.
What is Brooklyn?
It’s no Nolita, that’s for sure.
Damn skrait. In Nolita, the rain is Evian, the sewage overflow is creme brulee, and the curse words are all Italian.