The Creative Loafing mudslingers are all in a froth over the sordid scandal surrounding DOT Chairman Mike Evans’ resignation, but I am smitten by Evans’ romantic resignation letter:
Over the course of those five months, I have grown to admire [DOT Commissioner Gena Abraham] and respect her more and more every day. Her sense of integrity and work ethic is well known throughout state government and I can see why. Over the last month or so we have grown to care for each other more than on a professional level, she became my friend. As our friendship developed, we realized that there was the possibility of something more than friendship.
I hope when my secret boyfriend has to quit his high-profile position because of our forbidden love, he writes such a swooning press release extolling my womanly virtue!
If you need a visual of what that kind of love looks like, check out Tommy W’s photoshop skills:
Tags: department of transportation, ga dot, gena abraham, love letters, mike evans, say anything, thomas wheatley
You’ll never know how hard it was for me to make a license plate to stick on the front bumper of that jalopy. So I quit.
hooray for john donne references
Learn how to photoshop a license plate and Radar will be snatching you up to do their covers in no time.