Lake Lanier isn’t responding to our recent deluge of rainfall and now water is 15% pricier in Atlanta. What’s a drought-stricken city to do?
Well, last December a young local chemist by the name of Yella Boy Trent invented a substance called Yank, a substitute for water. Then Bankhead High School students started chugging it and, well, you know the rest: The kids turn into dancing zombies whose faces look like Kelly Kapowski after her fateful run-in with that zit cream scam and they take over, the school was shut down by men in biohazard suits, the government denies the incident ever took place, and Yank was never mentioned again.
UNTIL THIS VIDEO FOOTAGE SURFACED:
The best part of the music video might be the principal Mrs. Watkins. She appears to have come right off the set of an early John Waters film.
Tags: bankhead high school, cash camp, crank dat yank, drought, yank
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