Career Day
Another ranking of cities in which Atlanta is mysteriously included. What can it mean? This time, Forbes says Atlanta ranks sixth in best metros for something called “business and careers.”
“What kind of business, and what kind of careers?” you ask. I don’t know, because I nearly fell asleep and couldn’t read any more of this boring “Special Report” when I saw that we made the top ten with glamorous metropolises like Boise, ID and Des Moines, IA. What kind of business or career can you get in Boise? Well, there’s Bodybuilding.com and Hewlett-Packard’s printer division, or maybe a job on Pro-Life’s senatorial campaign.
Obviously this list is all some big scam by various chambers of commerce and should not be taken seriously in any way. The end.
Previously: We’re so walkable we don’t even know itÂ
