Rumor has it “nightmare online dater”/”worst person in the world”/Buckhead resident John Fitzgerald Page will be in an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil about “men with out-of-control egos.” This sounds horrifying. Think about it: Dr. Phil and John Fitzgerald Page, together. Uh, didn’t the Senate just pass a bill to make this kind of thing even more illegal?
If you have a loved one who should share some of Page’s infamy, the show is still seeking more men with unbelievable egos for this episode, so nominate away.
Until that episode airs and shatters your frail faith in human decency, enjoy this Tiger Beer commercial starring JFP and obviously filmed in everyone’s favorite store, Green’s.
Previously: A failed attempt at catching up
Tags: buckhead, dr. phil, green's, john fitzgerald page, tiger beer, torture
Nothing like high resolution images in a cheap commercial to remind you how low quality/resolution the actual commercial is.
In other news: Should I know who John F. Page is?