I had no idea such things existed, but they do! And now it makes perfect sense that a guy who would stop at nothing to force all Americans to be Atlanta Braves fans by ruthlessly pumping Braves games into their homes via their television sets and who more or less invented basic cable anyway would also be trying to control all the fresh water in the West! Or be in cahoots with the UN to give the federal government all the bison! Or steal the bison and grind them into LSD-tainted overpriced burgers sold at Ted’s Montana Grill! Or make all Nebraskans really poor! Or something!
And check out the CANADIAN FLAG on his tie. What kind of monster is he?
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Tags: conspiracy theories, investigative journalism, ted turner, ted's montana grill
Look at that face. His mustache alone makes him not trustworthy. That’s a man with some secrets.
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned that he might just be buying up land so that he can someday secede from the rest of the U.S. and become Emperor of the West?
If Ted Turner wants to spend his money on land, why the 4uck is it anobody’s business?
It seems funny that some of the same folks that whimper and mewl about TT’s leftist leanings, now want to curtail his property rights (and right to more property).
Where DO y’all get these readers?