Oh, whenever Access Atlanta asks its readers about their love lives, you know you are going to get some ugly stuff. Its dating scene blog, “Misadventures in Atlanta,” is run by two women who go by “Bella” and “Wise Diva.” Bella asks her hideous commenters today what their red flags are in a relationship. Here are some of their harrowing, hilarious, and sometimes totally irrelevant responses:
If he’s doesn’t know how to cook, do laundry or iron AND isn’t extremely wealthy it’s a bad sign.
all he does is talk about sex and how he’s gonna do this and that he sends you pics of his wee wee almost err’day he got 5 baby mommas
Excessive/Dramatic mood swings. Can everyone say Bi-Polar!
Never make a date at the Grady GYN clinic.
i love the nasty talk, but if you ain’t my man it’s a turn off to me. and while we were on the phone, i get a text msg that i didn’t know was coming of a wee wee pic. lol. i was shocked. i just met him. lol.
Good morning, everyone. I was out yesterday on jury duty and will catch up with you guys after I declutter my desk.
Sup Blog…one BIG red flag for me is…if a female comes from a family full of women and NONE of them has a man…
He tells you after a few dates that he has a situation.
I’ve come to regard it a big red flag to be repeatedly told, over many months time and occasional queries as to where the relationship is going, to ‘leave it up to God’. I could come to resent divine reference as an excuse for not knowing one’s own mind and heart.
Good Morning…as I drag in here tired as heck from watching that nightmare game last night…what the same hell was that..it was like a nightmare. We won! Go Steelers! Mike T..make them practice full pads until next sunday night… Not to mention tears of sorrow for Shawn Taylor
She’s really hot, and about 19 years old, but…
She has no job. She lives with a 40+ year old man who’s a friend of her father’s She has no car or driver’s license She drinks too much You suspect drug use She’s a chronic liar She has a probation officer (for beating up a previous boyfriend) She’s a nympho (really)
This was a real one (“dated” her 3 times). Did I mention she was hot?
If I were to base my perception of the world on the front page of AJC I’d swear the world has gone to hell. How the hellz do you kill your mother and brother, cut them up, and throw them in a river? Can you say anger management? Passing a 1 million dollar bill? HUH. I didn’t know the Hulkster was getting divorced. They looked like they were having fun on tv.
When a foreign guy/girl tells you they are waiting to get thier work authorization permit. They try to offer you money to marry them to get a green card. The money is not worth it to be stuck with a jerk for 5 years in order to obtain a green card.
Previously: Romance is not dead in Atlanta, but I wish it was
Tags: access atlanta, dating, other blogs, wee wee pics
Looks like a collection of people who want their own blog. Or just a public venue to talk about wee wees. Who says wee wee?
I think AJC should let any interested party open a blog on their website. It could be a sociological experiement. And the sheer volume of typos and inane blabbing would be awesome. In the truest sense of the word.
And things have only gotten crazier on that thread since I looked at it this morning…