!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PETE WENTZ’S OFFICIAL FALL OUT BOY AFTER CONCERT PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Nov

What are you doing Saturday night? IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE!! Get out your guyliner, faux-Japanese graphic hoodie, and your $80 hair product because you are going to NEED them like never before. Behold:

After Concert Party

Saturday, November 3rd at Fever is Pete Wentz’s Official Fall Out Boy After Concert Party Hosted By & Featuring A Live DJ Set From Fall Out Boy’s Own Pete Wentz!!! (That’s Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, y’all!!!!!)

Indulge In Two Levels of Music & Sensuality
Level 1: Main Room/Executive VIP/Viper Room/Ultra VIP
Level 2: White Room/Aztec Room/Uber Lounge/Martini Room/Bedroom

Here’s Fever’s website, where you can print out your pass for free admission. (Warning: turn your speakers way down unless you are craving a really offensively bad house remix of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams.” Actually, turn them up, up, up because it’s strangely entrancing…suddenly the lyrics are so much more meaningful….)

Can someone please go as a Pecanne Log stringer and report back? We desperately need to know the subtle differences between Executive and Ultra VIP in terms of both music and sensuality, and if the Aztec Room is anything like Apocalypto and/or a STS9 concert.* It will not be a conflict of interest in our policy if you also submit your findings to Hot Chicks with Douchebags as well.

And before you go, study the last 35 seconds of the following video VERY CAREFULLY!

*Yeah, those both deal with Mayan civilization, which is geographically and culturally different from that of the Aztecs, but for the purpose of this post let’s assume that the people behind Fever don’t know the difference.

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9 Responses to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PETE WENTZ’S OFFICIAL FALL OUT BOY AFTER CONCERT PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  1. mamalikey Thursday, November 1, 2007 at 4:45 pm #

    Isn’t an afterparty supposed to be sort of secret and exclusive? Doesn’t everyone realize that one this big and stupid is really just another way of getting money from the idiots who like bands like Fallout Boy?

    Actually, that’s unfair. I know young children who like Fallout Boy, and that is OK with me. I used to like NKOTB. But people old enough to get into bars should really know better.

    Could you get someone to report on the They Might Be Giants show in Athens tonight? That seems very fun to me.

  2. Alexandra Thursday, November 1, 2007 at 9:46 pm #

    Immature loser, someone is very jealous. Go back to your rocking chair, granny.

  3. christa t Friday, November 2, 2007 at 12:13 am #

    Immature granny! Paint me red and call me a stop light!

  4. Who Else Would say This? Friday, November 2, 2007 at 3:19 am #

    I would totally do him.

  5. christa t Friday, November 2, 2007 at 9:53 am #

    And yet you weren’t dazzled by MGMT’s sexual allure.

  6. Gordon Lamb Friday, November 2, 2007 at 12:40 pm #

    MGMT ain’t got it.

  7. mamalikey Friday, November 2, 2007 at 5:23 pm #

    I wish I could afford a rocking chair.

    And I wish I had time to scour blogs on the internet for references to Fallout Boy just so that I could defend their honor. They are really underdogs who need people to stick up for them. I can’t believe we had the nerve to try and insult those original and talented and hard-working musicians. They really have it tough.

  8. Michelle Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm #

    fall out boy roxs my socks and ya are so stupid for listening to ignorant people like them come on GROW UP!!!!

    P.S. GET A LIFE GRANDMA!!! LMAO

  9. vdog Saturday, February 21, 2009 at 1:55 am #

    pete wentz rocks!!!!!i <3 falloutboy!!!!!and patrick stump is like the best mudda fckin singer ever!!!pete is so fckin HOT!!!!

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